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“Folks, it’s time to tackle the issue that’s been perplexing us for years: The toilet paper roll placement debate! Top or bottom? I’ve asked around the 60 Minutes office, and even my colleagues can’t seem to agree on which way is best. Mike swears by the top placement, while Morley prefers the bottom. And as…

Prompt: Write a ten paragraph essay on how kids love to go and a little hidey holes in corners and fun mysterious places and come up with three ways to encourage that and whimsical folksy wisdom that adults can draw from it about how to make their own life better

Comrades, the following must be immediately addressed: Alejandra has displayed symptoms of capitalist decadence, asking repeatedly “how much more time?” and urging communication with the bourgeois “mommy.” The party has deemed the situation unacceptable. To rectify this, the party decrees that Alejandra must be informed that comrade Cormac’s tasks will take an extended period of…